Comic Relief

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Comic Relief

Mission sequence
Requirement:	None
Follow-up:	Scavenger Hunt (sub-mission)
Required Level 31
Contacts
Mission giver:	Corporal "Relay" O'Brien
- Location:	AFS Camp Resistance
Reward giver:	Corporal "Relay" O'Brien
- Location:	AFS Camp Resistance
Rewards
XP:	50,000
Credits:	4,950
Equipment

[edit] Overview

Corporal "Relay" O'Brien lost a valuable comic book to Major Lulu Lonigan in a poker game. Get it back and he'll trade you some valuable equipment for it.

[edit] Objectives

Get Relay's comic back.

Get Relay O'Brien's Comic Book back from Major Lulu Lonigan.

"Atom Smash" Comic Book 0/1

Speak to Major Lonigan.

Ask Major Lulu Lonigan about Relay's comic book.

Get Lulu's Cigarettes.

Obtain a Carton of Cigarettes from Private Scrounger, for Major Lulu Lonigan.

Carton of Cigarettes 0/1

Talk to "Scrounger."

Ask Private "Scrounger" Scarpello if he can get you a carton of Hillsboro cigarettes for Major Lulu Lonigan.

Trade with Major Lonigan.

Trade the cigarettes to Major Lulu Lonigan for Relay's comic book.

[edit] Dialogue

[edit] Briefing

Corporal "Relay" O'Brien:

Cheese and crackers, do I have a headache! I was up late playing poker, and boy oh boy, did I lose my shirt!

I don't really care about the money, but I lost something else I can't replace. It was the only thing I managed to take with me when we left Earth.

Have you ever heard of Atom Smash? Miracle Comics? I had a mint copy of Atom Smash Issue #1. It's probably the most valuable comic book in existence! I wouldn't have put it on the line, but I had pocket kings with another on the turn. Sure thing, right? Trip kings? Except Major Lonigan hit a straight on the river. Holy moley, that surprised me!

If you can get that comic book back from the Major, I've got a sweet trade for you. She won't even bargain with me. She's kind of an a-hole, if you'll excuse my French.

[edit] Speak to Major Lonigan.

Major Lulu Lonigan:

Yeah, I got his comic book, and no, I'm not giving it back. Do you have any idea how much the damned thing is worth?

Listen, I told him, and I'm telling you... there's only one thing I'll trade for it. Get me a carton of cigarettes. Hillsboro Lights, not those Forean knock-offs.

If I were you, I'd talk to Private Scarpello. If he can't get you some, nobody can. We call him "Private Scrounger."

[edit] Get Lulu's Cigarettes.

Private "Scrounger" Scarpelo:

You talkin' to me? Sooner or later, they all come to the Scrounger. What can I do you for?

Hillsboro Lights? Yeah, I can get 'em. But first you've got to do something for me. Are you game?

[edit] Trade with Major Lonigan.

Major Lulu Lonigan:

Oh. My. God. Twenty packs of Hillsboro Lights? I'm hyperventilating! I may have a spontaneous orgasm!

Here, give the little creep his damned comic book. What a geek!

[edit] Debriefing

Corporal "Relay" O'Brien:

You got my comic? Holy Toledo, that's terrific! Believe you me, next time I play poker, I'm staying sober.

So, what will you take in trade for it?

[edit] Walkthrough

This mission consists only of talking to the mission NPCs. However, to obtain the cigarettes you have to complete Scavenger Hunt.